Snooki and The Sitch Making Out? WHY?

Oh, Snickers, why would you lower yourself to making out with The Situation? Don’t you see what a tool he is? He’s such a facade. He’s so wrapped up in himself and lacks self-esteem. What about him is kiss-worthy? You’re a funny-ass girl. You have a real personality. And a poof that could take out any grenade on The Shore.

I guess it’s better than being a bitch like Sammi. Or boring as hell like Ronnie. But I’m sure it’s not as hot as the sex J-WOWW and Pauly D are having. Actually, I bet now that Pauly D’s not contraband, Jenni’s not even interested. That’s OK. We’ve all been there.

What’s Vinny up to? I miss that kid.

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  1. This post was mentioned on Twitter by Disenchanted Girl. Disenchanted Girl said: Snooki and The Sitch Making Out? WHY?: http://wp.me/pItKB-51

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