Even though the rumor has been debunked, here’s my list of reasons Pauly D and Farrah would be a good couple.
- After his run with the Israeli, I’m convinced Pauly likes the drama. Farrah’s for sure drama.
- Pauly wants someone hot and slutty. Hello? 16 and pregnant, with a bounced back body! BAM! No grenade here!
- Pauly likes tan. Farrah’s tan.
- Farrah needs to get away from her literally choke-holding mother. Pauly could make this happen.
- For the way he’s treated so many women, Pauly’s karma is setting him up to be with someone with a voice like Farrah’s.
- I can see Farrah at The Shore while Sophia stays with Grandma Farrah. It seems like a perfect fit.
- Farrah likes douchebags.
- They’re both reality show stars. They can relate.
- The rumor started somehow. Probably by Farrah. She’s a little delusional. Again, like the Israeli. And Pauly admitted he thinks she’s hot.
- She would totally be into GTL.
- Farrah would beat up beats, smile fondly and coddle a vodka cranberry while Pauly spins.
- She would jump aboard the Pauly D train, straddling him mid-dance/fist pump. Much like JWow.
- I don’t see Farrah with blonde hair extensions, but I do see her not showering for several days. Pauly’s style.
- I don’t think Farrah could beat up JWow and she might have to. Unless she invites JWow in the bed with them. Which I can see her doing.
Match made in MTV reality TV heaven? I think so. Pound it up in this one, Pauly D! Smoosh her.