Well, I got Red Line, drank it the first day and thought it was going to change my life. The bottle is 8 ounces, a serving is 4 ounces and I drank 2 ounces. I was giggly, happy, energized, euphoric, and even went on a cleaning stint when I got home from work. Apparently THIS [...]
Archive for February, 2010
23 Feb
When You’re Mad, Shut Your Mouth and Think!
Everyone should be more like me. Well, for lots of reasons, of course! Just kidding. But, seriously, I think more people should be like me and shut the hell up when they’re mad. When I get my feelings hurt I tend to keep the emotion inside and think about it for awhile. Sure, I’m still [...]
17 Feb
Pauly D and Snooki Need To Smoosh… But First Snooki’s Writing a Book!
Pauly D and Snooki say they love each other all the time, and they’re each other’s #1 guido/guidette. Why don’t they do it and get it over with already? Snooki’s also potentially writing a book! At least that’s what patent paperwork tied to patenting “Snooki” say. Legit!
16 Feb
Damn, Snooki! GET IT!
Snooki posted a few pics of herself a year ago on her Twitter and first, I have to say, I LOVE Snooki. Not because of how she does or doesn’t look now or before. But I think her personality is hilarious and I love how she’s Snooki in ALL situations. No front, and she doesn’t [...]
12 Feb
Ronnie and Sammi Are Still Together
I’ve seen lots of posts and wondering whether Ronnie and Sammi are still together. As of February 7th (less than a week ago), they are. Just follow Ronnie on Twitter. Or you could follow Sammi (you’ll have to look her up, I’m not even going to give her the consideration of a link) if you [...]
10 Feb
This Just In: Jersey Shore Shall Henceforth Be Called South Beach Shore
OK, I’m sure the name’s not changing, but the location has been finalized. The cast of Jersey Shore (Season 2) is heading to South Beach in May, staying somewhere off Lincoln Road, whatever that means. What I do want to know is when will the season premiere? I’M READY! I’m not sure if season 2 [...]
8 Feb
Snooki, Pauly D and “The Sitch” on Ellen
I’d like to start with an apology. I can’t embed the video because apparently Ellen dislikes the promotion of her show? What’s up with that, Ellen? Unusual. And second, I’m confused that Ellen is pretending she doesn’t know who the Jersey Shore peeps are. She had them on once before playing a trivia game. And [...]
7 Feb
Snooki’s Dating Pauly D’s Twin Brother
So, after posting my profession of love between Pauly D and Snooki I realize the “Boo” Snooki’s talking about is her boyfriend. What the wha-what? I click on a picture of said “Boo” and he’s very Pauly-tastic. And if it matters, his name’s Emilio Masella. Hey, if Pauly’s not ready for marriage, yet, you can’t [...]
5 Feb
An Energy Drink in Review: Redline Princess (Part 1)
I’ve been drinking energy drinks for years. I started like any virgin energy drinker, with Red Bull (sugarfree). I drank it so much I didn’t know what else to do with myself. Then one day I walked into the convenience store and saw before me a cute, pink container. Tab Energy. I bought one and [...]
5 Feb
Is Pizza Hut Targeting Losers?
So, I saw this commercial last night for Pizza Hut. I assume it’s running before Super Bowl to promote for sales that day. The product they’re selling is their “Any Pizza for $10.” And the dude, easily in his 30s, says something about it saving him money…. “Or, my parents’ money.” Either this dude’s the [...]
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